Endlessly describing things as "optimal" and mispronouncing "phenomona" these days. Enjoy this tee anytime you're out at night in Wellington or whenever you feel like catching up with your favorite two officers and their (mis)adventures.
This gorgeous tee has a soft unisex fit and comes in black. Screen-printed with care here in Utah!
Machine wash with cool water and like colors, tumble dry low or lay flat to dry.
Because this is an individually dyed and printed item there may be slight variations from the photo and no two items will be exactly alike. These tees are unique, just like you. 🖤
This is a one-woman shop and all my items are made-to-order so please expect a processing time of two to three weeks before items ship, but know that I do everything I can to get you your order as fast as possible! 📦
Don’t forget to check our size chart and our care instructions before ordering or reach out if you have any questions! We are currently not accepting returns and exchanges are only for unworn items for store credit. 🖤
Questions? Reach out to me at hello@neonthief.com and I’ll get back to you!